yogib 2:49 Wed Apr 27
Scouse woman getting off with Sausages in Asda!!
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ironsofcanada
1:46 Thu Apr 28
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mashed in maryland 1:44 Thu Apr 28
Don't ever change, mate.
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mashed in maryland
1:44 Thu Apr 28
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People who share obviously satirical or completely made-up "news" stories as fact on social media are worse than war criminals.
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Nurse Ratched
1:27 Thu Apr 28
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It isn't funny. How can it be funny if it's made up? It's not as though it was presented as a work of fiction. And even if it was presented as a work of fiction, it still wouldn't be funny. It's just vulgar attention- seeking on the part of the writer. Why on earth did he bother?
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stewey
1:11 Thu Apr 28
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Was it a free range orgasmic sausage ?
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Fifth Column
12:23 Thu Apr 28
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Clearly made up but still funny
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eswing hammer
12:22 Thu Apr 28
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Her kids are already the wurstbrats in Liverpool!
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Lovejoy
11:37 Thu Apr 28
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CUM-berland?
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gph
2:43 Thu Apr 28
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Shoplifting?
If they hadn't intervened, I'm sure she would have put them back on the fridge shelf
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the exile
10:49 Wed Apr 27
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Entirely the fault of the police. They unlocked a gate which allowed extra sausages without tickets into the discount food area.
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Nurse Ratched
10:42 Wed Apr 27
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Agreed. It was a pretty poor effort, in all.
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ironsofcanada
10:31 Wed Apr 27
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Nurse Ratched 8:17 Wed Apr 27
That is my suspicion as well.
Some of the writing, the quotes being too good (like the "victimize" - Liverpool connection and "Big-Girl") the fact that no, semi reputable, even tabloid, news outfits have picked it up and the only author I found, wrote this today
http://www.newschicken.com/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-happy-meal-toy-in-mcdonalds-play-area/#
http://www.newschicken.com/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-sausage-in-asda-toilets/
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frank marker
10:01 Wed Apr 27
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Justice for the Liverpool 8!
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pdbis
9:50 Wed Apr 27
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Banged to rights.
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Saul Bollox
8:38 Wed Apr 27
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The WURST thing was getting caught
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Nurse Ratched
8:31 Wed Apr 27
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Dint.
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Far Cough
8:29 Wed Apr 27
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Oh, it happened
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Nurse Ratched
8:17 Wed Apr 27
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She'll ask for a STRING of offences to be taken into account.
Oh, and, blatantly never happened.
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joe royal
7:58 Wed Apr 27
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Spandex
I thought it was once you go black you become a single mum.
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Spandex Sidney
6:12 Wed Apr 27
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Why did she go for a discount pork sausage? Why not a finest black pudding monster?
Once you go black, you'll never go back
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jimbo2.
5:30 Wed Apr 27
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Now I know why its called "being porked". I bet she porks free from court!
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Dudley Moore
5:18 Wed Apr 27
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"It is against Asda policy to take any items of property into the toilets for personal or private use."
Who knew!
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